the squirrel. the storm. the nut.
NUTNADO.exe
One squirrel. One acorn. Zero control over the weather.
Hold the nut. Survive the storm. That is the entire plan.
CA: you_ca
origin file
About
Nobody can agree on what happened first. Some say the storm grabbed the squirrel. Others say the squirrel refused to drop the acorn and the weather took it personally.
Every sighting looks worse than the last: tail at full signal, eyes at maximum panic, and one nut protected like it belongs in a vault.
NUTNADO.exe lives somewhere between survival instinct and total overreaction. That is exactly why it works.
sighting confirmed
storm log
Incident
active
00:13
Visual on target. Squirrel still clutching the acorn.
00:29
Wind pattern changed direction. Subject did not.
00:47
Debris density rising. Confidence level also rising for no reason.
01:02
Last note received: “I can still land this.”
panic output82%
NO BRAKES.
ONE ACORN.
AWFUL WEATHER.visual contact maintained
ONE ACORN.
AWFUL WEATHER.visual contact maintained
mini game
Dodge
The Debris
Move left and right, survive the falling mess, and keep the squirrel out of the impact zone for as long as possible.
SURVIVE THE NUTNADO
do not stand near loose furniture
Join Us
The wind is already here. Pick a side before the squirrel picks it for you.
weatherVERY QUESTIONABLE
acornSTILL MISSING
squirrelSTILL AIRBORNE